A- Available: Yes but don’t be tying me down- Age: 25- Animal: velociraptor. duh.
B- Beer: whatever’s cheap (yes you read that right)- Birthday: 3rd April- Body Part on opposite sex: dem sweet sweet sugar walls- Best feeling in the world: ejaculating and noticing you have an unused tissue nearby- Blind or Deaf: deaf, wouldn’t have to listen to so much bullshit- Best weather: warm and sunny obvs- Been in Love: Don’t think so, well I have thought so, but I think I was more into the idea of being in love than the persons- Been on stage? yes, I played in a band once upon a time- Believe in Magic: I’m a grown ass man- Believe in Santa: refer to last answer
C- Candy: chocolate- Color: blue/crimson- Chocolate/Vanilla: the combination is great :)- Chinese/Mexican Food: chinese- Cake or pie: why not both?- Continent/Country to visit: I really want to see more of europe, but the states too- Cheese: Cottage Cheese for all them gainz
D- Day or Night: day- Dancing in the rain: when I pick up that drug addiction maybe- Do the splits: never had a reason to
E- Eggs:lots of them please- Eyes: are helpful- Everyone’s : shit
F- First thoughts waking up: “fuck off, you boring bastard”- Food: meat and potatoes brah
G- Greatest Fear: Psychics reading my thoughts- Goals: to be happy and not constantly worried that things are going to turn to shit- Gum: spearmint
H- Hair Color: brown- Height: 5ft 10- Holiday: the world- Hate: so, so many things- How do you want to die: taking a german suplex into a black hole
I- Ice Cream: phish food!!!!!! XD- Instrument: geeetar!
J- Jewellery: none- Job: I sell things, but I want to be a designer
K- Kids: Maybe someday, I have a lot of growing to do before we reach that point- Kickboxing or karate: kickboxing has to be more helpful in an actual fight right? - Keep a journal: I have a blog….
L- Longest journey: driving to Birmingham was a bitch - Love at first sight: at first fisting maybe- Letter: what sort of bullshit question is that?- Laughed so hard you cried: Lots of good films to do so
M- Milk flavor: sweetened almond milk - Movies: Dark Knight, the departed, avengers, 500 days of summer and so many more- Mooned anyone?: yes!- Motion sickness?:when i was a kid.- McD’s or BK: BK all the way, best fries and the bacon double XL is the tits!
N- Number: 3- Number of siblings: 1 half sister, 1 step brother and 1 step sister
O- Overused phrases: “thats what she said” and “bro do you even” - One wish: For all women to have pristine rectal passages- One Phobia: psychics
P- Place you’d like to live: I want to move back to boro- Pepsi/Coke: Pepsi- Perfect Pizza: Chilli Con Carne- Piercings: 0
Q- Quailifications: GCSE’s,A levels, FdA degree, and a BA Hons- Reason to cry: castration- Reality T.V: *shudders*- Radio Station: Absolute radio- Roll your tongue in a circle: Indeed- Ring size: its gotta be wide the size of my poos
S- Song: Can’t pin it down to just one song- Shoe size:10- Salad Dressing: balsamic- Sushi: its ok- Skipped School: me? noooo.- Slept Outside: Yes. It was cold.- Sing In the shower?: have done- Strawberries/Blueberries: blue berries
T- Tattoos?: only one I designed if i ever get one- Time for bed: when i want I’m an adult- Thunderstorms: are cool.- TV: Arrow, Orange is the new black, and those are just the ones I watched recently- Touch your tongue with your nose: nope
U- Unpredictable: I’m a dangerous maverick whose ego writes cheques his body can’t cash
V- Vacation Spot: Bed (not exclusively my own)
W- Weakness: that soft spot between my balls and my anus- Which one of your friends acts the most like you: I’m one of a kind baybeh!- When you grow up: You mustn’t speak like that!- Who makes you laugh the most? I’m enjoying Jim Jefferies stand up atm, but there are more- Worst feeling: constipation- Wanted to be a model: Wouldn’t mind the body and the money- Worst Weather?: grim
X- X-Rays: I’ve had a few
Y-Year: 2014-Yellow: Coldplay?
Z- Zoo animal: The Wild Crocadillapig- Zodiac Sign: aries