Turkey chilli and sweet potato wedges #noms #foodporn #gains

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bored so thing

A- Available: Yes but don’t be tying me down- Age: 25- Animal: velociraptor. duh.

B- Beer: whatever’s cheap (yes you read that right)- Birthday: 3rd April- Body Part on opposite sex: dem sweet sweet sugar walls- Best feeling in the world: ejaculating and noticing you have an unused tissue nearby- Blind or Deaf: deaf, wouldn’t have to listen to so much bullshit- Best weather: warm and sunny obvs- Been in Love: Don’t think so, well I have thought so, but I think I was more into the idea of being in love than the persons- Been on stage? yes, I played in a band once upon a time- Believe in Magic: I’m a grown ass man- Believe in Santa: refer to last answer

C- Candy: chocolate- Color: blue/crimson- Chocolate/Vanilla: the combination is great :)- Chinese/Mexican Food: chinese- Cake or pie: why not both?- Continent/Country to visit: I really want to see more of europe, but the states too- Cheese: Cottage Cheese for all them gainz

D- Day or Night: day- Dancing in the rain: when I pick up that drug addiction maybe- Do the splits: never had a reason to

E- Eggs:lots of them please- Eyes: are helpful- Everyone’s : shit

F- First thoughts waking up: “fuck off, you boring bastard”- Food: meat and potatoes brah

G- Greatest Fear: Psychics reading my thoughts- Goals: to be happy and not constantly worried that things are going to turn to shit- Gum: spearmint

H- Hair Color: brown- Height: 5ft 10- Holiday: the world- Hate: so, so many things- How do you want to die: taking a german suplex into a black hole

I- Ice Cream: phish food!!!!!! XD- Instrument: geeetar!

J- Jewellery: none- Job: I sell things, but I want to be a designer

K- Kids: Maybe someday, I have a lot of growing to do before we reach that point- Kickboxing or karate: kickboxing has to be more helpful in an actual fight right? - Keep a journal: I have a blog….

L- Longest journey: driving to Birmingham was a bitch - Love at first sight: at first fisting maybe- Letter: what sort of bullshit question is that?- Laughed so hard you cried: Lots of good films to do so

M- Milk flavor: sweetened almond milk - Movies: Dark Knight, the departed, avengers, 500 days of summer and so many more- Mooned anyone?: yes!- Motion sickness?:when i was a kid.- McD’s or BK: BK all the way, best fries and the bacon double XL is the tits!

N- Number: 3- Number of siblings: 1 half sister, 1 step brother and 1 step sister

O- Overused phrases: “thats what she said” and “bro do you even” - One wish: For all women to have pristine rectal passages- One Phobia: psychics

P- Place you’d like to live: I want to move back to boro- Pepsi/Coke: Pepsi- Perfect Pizza: Chilli Con Carne- Piercings: 0

Q- Quailifications: GCSE’s,A levels, FdA degree, and a BA Hons- Reason to cry: castration- Reality T.V: *shudders*- Radio Station: Absolute radio- Roll your tongue in a circle: Indeed- Ring size: its gotta be wide the size of my poos

S- Song: Can’t pin it down to just one song- Shoe size:10- Salad Dressing: balsamic- Sushi: its ok- Skipped School: me? noooo.- Slept Outside: Yes. It was cold.- Sing In the shower?: have done- Strawberries/Blueberries: blue berries

T- Tattoos?: only one I designed if i ever get one- Time for bed: when i want I’m an adult- Thunderstorms: are cool.- TV: Arrow, Orange is the new black, and those are just the ones I watched recently- Touch your tongue with your nose: nope

U- Unpredictable: I’m a dangerous maverick whose ego writes cheques his body can’t cash

V- Vacation Spot: Bed (not exclusively my own)

W- Weakness: that soft spot between my balls and my anus- Which one of your friends acts the most like you: I’m one of a kind baybeh!- When you grow up: You mustn’t speak like that!- Who makes you laugh the most? I’m enjoying Jim Jefferies stand up atm, but there are more- Worst feeling: constipation- Wanted to be a model: Wouldn’t mind the body and the money- Worst Weather?: grim

X- X-Rays: I’ve had a few

Y-Year: 2014-Yellow: Coldplay?

Z- Zoo animal: The Wild Crocadillapig- Zodiac Sign: aries


at level two, there’s no more cursing. 

at level two, there’s no more cursing. 

at level two, there’s no more cursing. 

at level two, there’s no more cursing. 

at level two, there’s no more cursing. 

at level two, there’s no more cursing. 

at level two, there’s no more cursing. 

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Let’s make the Flubber movie cover the most reblogged picture on Tumblr.

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HOW IS THIS THE FIRST TIME I’VE SEEN THIS IT’S ALMOST AT 10 MILLION WTF

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We weren’t allowed to use Star Wars merchandise during the first series because The Phantom Menace was about to come out and they clamped down. When they saw how Star Wars-loving the first series was, they actually came to us and said we could have anything we want. By which time we were like, “We don’t fucking want it.” - Simon Pegg

We weren’t allowed to use Star Wars merchandise during the first series because The Phantom Menace was about to come out and they clamped down. When they saw how Star Wars-loving the first series was, they actually came to us and said we could have anything we want. By which time we were like, “We don’t fucking want it.” - Simon Pegg

We weren’t allowed to use Star Wars merchandise during the first series because The Phantom Menace was about to come out and they clamped down. When they saw how Star Wars-loving the first series was, they actually came to us and said we could have anything we want. By which time we were like, “We don’t fucking want it.” - Simon Pegg

We weren’t allowed to use Star Wars merchandise during the first series because The Phantom Menace was about to come out and they clamped down. When they saw how Star Wars-loving the first series was, they actually came to us and said we could have anything we want. By which time we were like, “We don’t fucking want it.” - Simon Pegg

We weren’t allowed to use Star Wars merchandise during the first series because The Phantom Menace was about to come out and they clamped down. When they saw how Star Wars-loving the first series was, they actually came to us and said we could have anything we want. By which time we were like, “We don’t fucking want it.” - Simon Pegg

We weren’t allowed to use Star Wars merchandise during the first series because The Phantom Menace was about to come out and they clamped down. When they saw how Star Wars-loving the first series was, they actually came to us and said we could have anything we want. By which time we were like, “We don’t fucking want it.” - Simon Pegg

We weren’t allowed to use Star Wars merchandise during the first series because The Phantom Menace was about to come out and they clamped down. When they saw how Star Wars-loving the first series was, they actually came to us and said we could have anything we want. By which time we were like, “We don’t fucking want it.” - Simon Pegg

We weren’t allowed to use Star Wars merchandise during the first series because The Phantom Menace was about to come out and they clamped down. When they saw how Star Wars-loving the first series was, they actually came to us and said we could have anything we want. By which time we were like, “We don’t fucking want it.” - Simon Pegg

We weren’t allowed to use Star Wars merchandise during the first series because The Phantom Menace was about to come out and they clamped down. When they saw how Star Wars-loving the first series was, they actually came to us and said we could have anything we want. By which time we were like, “We don’t fucking want it.” - Simon Pegg

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